Posted by Elvira in Right away, you know that this pairing has some inherent problems. Yes, it has a certain Goth-appeal to it, and who wouldn’t want to date an immortal? But you also know that it’s going to have that Romeo and Juliet “star-crossed lovers” thing going on. Here are some ways to navigate the tricky terrain of dating a vampire.
Step 1
Make sure your vampire date is the vegetarian type. After all, this is just a date, not how to become his eternal bride. If he gets his fangs into you, the dating is over and the wedding planning begins.
Step 2
Go Goth. Your vampire wouldn’t be caught dead, or undead, with a preppy type. Get into the right look and that vampire will be looking your way.
Step 3
Take an interest in your vampire’s undead life. The undead have a whole set of problems you never even dreamed of, like not being able to get a good tan. Be supportive when he’s feeling a little isolated. It isn’t easy being a vampire.
Step 4
Learn to get by on a lot less sleep. After sneaking out at midnight and staying up all night, you’ll still have to get up at 9 a.m. Deal with it. Get some extra makeup to hide those bags under your eyes.
Step 5
Tell your vampire he looks great, even when he doesn’t. Remember, your vampire date can’t see himself in a mirror. This makes for all sorts of difficulties in the grooming department.
Don’t tell a soul, living or undead about your vampire date. This just isn’t going to fly with the parental units. If they find out, you’re probably grounded until you’re too old to date. Besides, isn’t this part of the appeal?
